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    July 23

    狂想曲(一)

    那一年,长安城的白天与黑夜很难分得清楚,惨淡的黑云总是笼罩在阴暗的城墙上面,进出城门的人都得提个灯笼,饶是如此,走路的人也得小心翼翼,眼睛得比平时少眨几次,否则一不小心就会碰到同样进城或出城的人身上。对方就会很气愤地掏出背包里的青色城墙砖,毫不客气地给你一板砖。因为天黑,这种案件往往成了没有脚的蛇。于是,家家闭门锁户,能不出门就出不门,即使出门,也要背个包袱,里面装着各种各样大大小小的自制武器:链子锤、钉子板、两节或三节的棍子。。走在路上,还要大声吆喝:人来人来,避让避让。。。偏有那好事之徒,要故意凑上来,和你撞在一起,顺手把包袱拿走,还要在你的屁股上捏一把。那一年,是长安城的治安是有史以来最坏的一年,那一年,据会占星的专家说,有兵戈之象,不幸的是,该专家第二天就在家里被人用板砖拍死了。据说,这是因为有皇上的耳目,这么恶劣的天气下,耳目们都能准确地误地拍死人,这说明皇上很英明,明察秋毛是不受天气影响的。就告诉你:不要胡说八道,再黑也能拍死你。

    那时节,长安城的历史还很短,城墙也在不断长高,新的砖叠在旧的砖上面,像裤子上的补丁,看上去很滑稽。长安城的街道一如继往地灰头土脸,黑脸驴走过一条街,准能变成黄脸驴。能坐得起牛车的一般是官宦家的小姐少年们,牛车吱吱呀呀地从长安大街上碾过,当街会留下袅袅地香气,懂行的人一闻就能知道是地道的波斯香料,或是印度小贩子走私的假货。前者能让人在闻到灰尘外,还能享受到清香怡人的花香,这种花据说只能产在波斯的一个山隅之地,闻者能被香味醉倒三天,因此当地的人出门都得戴个大口罩,如果不幸小姐们买到了假货,或是只能买得起的假货,就很没面子,这种假货多是印度人从贫穷的老家带过来,经过粗劣加工而成。初闻香,细闻之下而腻,再闻就能吐出前天晚上吃的饭来。所以当时混迹在长安城的印度人都不受待见,这些印度人就很气愤,喝醉了酒专门找波斯人打架。结果一打就输,波斯人的体格那是没得说,彪悍得很,能把印度人直接拎起来扔出去,印度飞人和印度抛饼一样也成了当时长安街头的一景。

    我们知道,长安城自建城之日起,就是四四方方的,因此住在长安城里的男人都长着四四方的脸,以君子自居,女人都是贞女,连乳房都长得四四方方。女人走路都迈着小碎步,低着头,生怕一抬头就会被强奸;君子们从不去公共浴池洗澡,都以包皮过长为荣,公共浴池里聚焦的都是海外来客,有冲动的印度人,大胡子的波斯人,还有动不动就切腹的日本人。这些人在浴池脱得很光,长安城里读过四书五经的君子们就很以为耻,羞与其为伍。

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    July 28
    Jason Dongwrote:
    二弟最近又不写了呀,没有什么新作发表
    Nov. 26
    Anny Zhangwrote:
    一般看完第一季要等第二季就难了,学越狱呢吧?
    Nov. 9
    Jason Dongwrote:
    哦哟哟~~~楼下~~~~
    Aug. 21
    fish angelwrote:
    偶然的机会再次看到了苏东坡的词<江城子>(也算是你最后一次发自内心讲我知的话),所有被尘封的熟悉记忆又重新浮现在脑海里.
    十年生死两茫茫。不思量,自难忘。千里孤坟, 无处话凄凉。纵使相逢应不识,尘满面,鬓如霜。夜来幽梦忽还乡。小轩窗,正梳妆。相顾无言,惟有泪千行。料得年年断肠处,明月夜,短松冈。
    Aug. 16
    Kuh Wangwrote:
    my godess....keep writing
    Aug. 11
    Jason Dongwrote:
    怎么?要学王小波?
    July 24

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